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Sardar Jokes

I have always been liking "Sardar's jokes" . Although, I do not think Sardars are that dumb in real life. Here are some of Sardar's jokes:

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi

per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili

baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?

to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
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ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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Bhagwan and Banta!
Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray……….. “Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto”. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Banta goes back to the temple…………….. “Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well”. Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!! Back to the temple……….. “My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???”.
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Banta is confronted by the voice of Lord “BANTA, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST”.
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Cricketers!
Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
“So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?”
Santa replied, “Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven.”
“And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow’s match!”
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उमा सिंह

काठमाडौं, माघ १ (दैनिकी)– जनकपुरकी पत्रकार उमा सिंहको हत्या सुनियोजित र योजनाबद्ध ढंगले भएको प्रारम्भिक जानकारी घटनास्थल पुगेको पत्रकारको टोलीले दिएको छ।

टोलीका सदस्य शिव गाउँलेले राजधानीमा संक्षिप्त विवरण सार्वजनिक गर्दै भने– ´सिंहको हत्यामा १५ जनाभन्दा बढीको संलग्नता देखिएको छ। घटना सुनियोजित र योजनाबद्ध आक्रमण हो भन्न सकिन्छ।´

सिंहको हत्यालगत्तै जनकपुर पुगेको ७ सदस्यीय यो टोलीले राजनीतिक र सामाजिक मुद्दाहरू प्रखररूपमा उठाउने उनको खरो र हक्की स्वभाव नै हत्याको कारण भएको ठहर पनि गरेको छ।

शरीरमा पटकपटक हतियार प्रयोग गरी सिंहको हत्या भएका कारण यो असामान्य प्रकृतिको हत्या भएको उल्लेख गर्दै प्रतिवेदनमा यो घटना बदलाको भावनाबाट प्रेरित हुनसक्ने अनुमान गरिएको छ। ´यो बदलाको भावनाले गरिएको हत्या जस्तो देखिन्छ´, गाउँलेले भने– ´हत्याको वैज्ञानिक र गहन अनुसन्धान जरूरी छ।´ उनले पत्रकार सिंहका बबु र दाजुलाई माओवादीले वेपत्ता पारेकाले त्यस घटनालाई पनि जोडेर हेर्नुपर्ने बताएका छन्।

प्रतिवेदन सार्वजनिक गर्ने क्रममा पत्रकार महासंघका अध्यक्ष धर्मेन्द्र झाले हत्याको छानविन गर्ने क्रममा उनको राजनीतिक, सामाजिक र पारिवारिक पृष्ठभूमिलाई समेत आधार बनाइनुपर्ने बताउँदै भने– ´प्रहरी अहिलेसम्म हत्याराको नजिकसमेत पुगेको छैन, हत्यारालाई कारबाही नभएसम्म पत्रकारको आन्दोलन चलिरहनेछ।´

कनकमणि दीक्षितले हत्याको पछाडि राजनीतिक पृष्ठभूमि हावी भएको दावी गरे। ´यो संगठित आक्रमणजस्तो देखिन्छ´, उनले भने– ´निडर र साहसिक पत्रकार सिंहको हत्यापछि जनकपुरबासी त्रस्त छन्।´

कार्यक्रममा नारायण वाग्लेले तराईमा देखिएका सशस्त्र समूहले गलत जिम्मेवारी लिएर घटना र अनुसन्धानमा बाधा पुर्‍याउन सक्ने खतरा भएकाले पत्रकार सचेत हुनुपर्ने बताए।

टोलीले सार्वजनिक गरेको प्रारम्भिक अनुसन्धानले सिंहकी आमा सुशीलादेवीलाई समेत अहिले धम्की आइरहेका कारण उनको सुरक्षाका लागि सरकारले तत्काल कदम चाल्नुपर्ने निष्कर्ष निकालेको छ।

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उमा सिंहको यो निर्मम हत्याबारे समाचारहरु सुनेका दिनदेखि मेरो मनमा एक किसिमको उकुसमुकुस भइरहेको छ । निरंकुश राजतन्त्रको अन्त्य भयो गणतन्त्र आयो भनिन्छ भन्ने बेलामा, तर निर्दोष जनता आलु काटिए झैं काटिदैं छन् अझै पनि, यस्तो तालले खै कस्तो होला नेपालको भविष्य ?????

निश्चयपनि हत्याराको कारवाही नहुन्जेल उमाको आत्माले शान्ती पाउने छैन, छिटै नै ती बर्बर हत्यारा पत्ता लागुन्, उनको आत्माले शान्ती पाओस् अनि फेरि फेरि यस किसिममा निर्मम र निक्रिष्ट कार्य भएको हामीले देख्न भोग्न नपरोस् ।

Its really Funny

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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